Sarah,

I'm 20.

I'm a nanny.
sophomore in college studying to be an elementary teacher.

I love Cats, smiles, food and God.

Ask me anything. I'm always open for a chat.

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

(via whereareyouflamel)

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12 hours ago

when i hear someone next to me say “don’t tell anyone”

sodamnrelatable:

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*eavesdrop*

(via damnthatswhatshesaid)

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14 hours ago

itsasecretbitches:

shehlovee:

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

this times a fucking thousand 

(via ninjap0o)

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15 hours ago

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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15 hours ago

Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen is.

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He was number 1.

(Source: i-aint-bovvered, via damnthatswhatshesaid)

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15 hours ago
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